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Jefferts-Schori Should Face the Facts: Diversity Isn't What She Wanted to Start With
At the beginning of David Virtue’s acid commentary on the run-up to General Convention 2012, he quotes the Presiding Bishop as follows:
We need to discover ways to engage in the outside community. The Episcopal Church must embrace change and diversity if it is to move forward.
We, er…you had the greatest chance to strike a blow for diversity and atone for colonialism and racism at one shot: hand the Anglican Communion to the Africans. But you didn’t, because it wasn’t the diversity you were looking for.
There’s another point she made that David missed in his volley:
The Episcopal Church draws strength from its growing immigrant population, cried Jefferts Schori to a newly minted congregation of liberal Episcopalians in the Diocese of Albany that found Albany Bishop Bill Love a bit too exclusionary (read orthodox) in his understanding of mission.
That simply isn’t true. The Episcopal Church was founded to take up the slack left by its orphaning from the Church of England after our Revolution, which meant its first communicants were English descendants. That didn’t change for a long time; for many years it was the WASP church, a familiar church home for England’s children who came over here and a place where others could adopt a suitable British style spirituality and mentality. The revisionist bent in the Episcopal world was generated by same descendants, not those who huddled at Ellis Island and the like. The Anglican immigrants coming now (such as they are) come from provinces where TEC’s revisionist idea isn’t to their taste.
One thing for sure: TEC’s plan may make its leadership feel good about itself, but it is not a plan for membership growth.
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Taking a Position on Yoga Isn't Simple
It’s getting complicated out there:
A spate of unsavory controversies in the United States is cracking up yoga’s wholesome image, with accusations of financial fraud, sexual misconduct and copyright issues involving asanas (positions) plaguing the community.
As a result, India, the land where the physical, mental and spiritual discipline of yoga began in ancient times, is truly getting itself into a twist.
The intensifying debates around yoga seem all the more pertinent considering the staggering reach of the discipline and the exponentially growing business around it.
A large part of the problem is that the Americans have gotten in the act. Today, as the article points out, we have 100,000 yoga instructors in the U.S., while India, with more than three times the population, has only 175,000. And we’ve enlisted the services of another group with a supply glut–attorneys–to really mess things up with intellectual property issues. It’s hard to understand how one can put a legal lock on something that’s been around as long as yoga has, but that hasn’t stopped the American legal system from doing it anyway. (My wife would pinpoint the problem in this way: this country has more blondes than India. But I digress…)
Many Christians have reservations about getting into yoga because of its Hindu origins. The Hindus are worried too, because they claim that yoga is getting away from its Hindu origins. But is yoga originally Hindu? Maybe not:
However, many believe that the provenance of yoga goes back to the Vedic culture of Indo-Europeans who settled in India in the third millennium BC, long before the tradition now called Hinduism emerged. Others trace the first written description of yoga to the Bhagavad Gita, the sacred Hindu scripture believed to have been written between the fifth and second centuries BC.
The Indo-Europeans, whose queasiness about the future was documented in an earlier post, didn’t leave much certainly about the past, either. And that, of course, leads to a discussion of the mutual influence of Indian and Roman culture, which certainly impacted Christianity in its early centuries.
What we need is some enlightenment on the subject. But that isn’t going to happen if Deepak Chopra has anything to do with it. As he put it in the Washington Post (a publication frequently lacking in enlightenment):
The whole point of yoga is to achieve enlightenment, and that the most revered practitioners, whether known as yogis, swamis or mahatmas, transcend religion. In fact, even if yoga were granted a patent or copyright by the United States Patent Office, there is no denying that enlightenment has always been outside the bounds of religion.
Both Buddhism and Christianity would argue that point, the former for obvious reasons (the whole religion turns on one enlightenment) and the latter for reasons I discuss here.
Enlightenment, however, can be defined differently. The enlightenment that many Americans seek to find in yoga isn’t spiritual but personal, i.e., becoming physically lighter than before. There are other ways than yoga to achieve that, and part of that is to deal with the “knife and fork culture” that we have inside and outside the church. But we already have good advice on that and other related issues, from the Sermon on the Mount:
“That is why I say to you, Do not be anxious about your life here–what you can get to eat or drink; nor yet about your body–what you can get to wear. Is not life more than food, and the body than its clothing? Look at the wild birds–they neither sow, nor reap, nor gather into barns; and yet your heavenly Father feeds them! And are not you more precious than they? But which of you, by being anxious, can prolong his life a single moment? And why be anxious about clothing? Study the wild lilies, and how they grow. They neither toil nor spin; Yet I tell you that even Solomon in all his splendour was not robed like one of these. If God so clothes even the grass of the field, which is living to-day and to-morrow will be thrown into the oven, will not he much more clothe you, O men of little faith? Do not then ask anxiously ‘What can we get to eat?’ or ‘What can we get to drink?’ or ‘What can we get to wear?’ All these are the things for which the nations are seeking, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them all. But first seek his Kingdom and the righteousness that he requires, and then all these things shall be added for you. Therefore do not be anxious about to-morrow, for to-morrow will bring its own anxieties. Every day has trouble enough of its own.” (Matthew 6:25-34)
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Advice to Graduates: Go Where the Future Is
Last week I did a “commencement address” to college students. Today I take on their high school counterparts.
I have accumulated a decidedly incongruent academic career, by current standards at least. After enduring the offspring of this country’s premier zip code at the Palm Beach Day School (now the Palm Beach Day Academy,) I went down the coast to the St. Andrew’s School. A college preparatory institution, it woke up one way to discover that it didn’t really intend for me to go to the college I chose: Texas A&M University. Thanks to my nice Jewish classmate the blowback from that decision isn’t as painful as it once was.
Disparity and blowback notwithstanding, the last two institutions have one thing in common: their reputation has improved greatly since they handed me a diploma. St. Andrew’s is now one of South Florida’s most prestigious secondary schools; when I tell people back home I went there, they’re generally impressed. Texas A&M has come a long way as well, especially in the sciences and engineering that have always been its speciality. When A&M joined the Southeast Conference recently, the hope was out there that the school would enhance the academic standard of the conference.
We live in a culture where what’s on one’s diploma is dreadfully important, from who becomes President downward. One reason (not the only one) why I never pursued the Ivy League option is because I never thought this country would become the credential-obsessed mandarinate that it has. But that’s just the point of this piece, aimed primarily at high school graduates: you have to pick the next step based not only on where you want to go, but where you think everything else might go as well.
It’s easy to look at things the way they are and follow the conventional wisdom. Today we have the mandarinate. But what will things look like in ten years? twenty? fifty? Will the choices we make today not look so hot a few years down the road? Will the underlying institutions that hold things together continue to do so? Will they come apart in bankruptcy and corruption? Will the centres of power shift? These are questions that, in our “pursue your dream” culture, get the short shrift. We’re supposed to dream our dream and pursue it, right? But what happens when we have to wake up?
In their book Latin for People, the Humez brothers observe the following:
It is not everybody who can tell you something about the future and have it turn out to be true. The original Indo-Europeans, rather than make frequent liars out of each other, seem to have decided that the safest way of talking about the future was in the subjunctive, and a separate future tense could wait to be invented until later when life was bound to be more certain.
Americans love to live in the subjunctive, which is a big reason why the reality of the last four years has been so painful. But we at least need to take a stab at finding out where things are going in a realistic way. After all, we have to live in the future we make, unlike the various promoters in our life who steer us one way or another.
Liberals tell us that we should read more books. Personally I think we should take that a step further (liberals used to as well, until they got control) and read subversive books. Subversive books are not those which express whatever radical chic that’s out there (like the ones that Bill Ayers wrote for Barack Obama) but those which really challenge the apparent reality that’s being presented to us.
Subversive books taught me two things: a) the various political, economic and social systems out there won’t last forever and b) I wouldn’t either. Let me deal with the first.
We live in a country that is being run into the ground by the people that own and operate it. Americans operate with the implicit assumption that this country will last forever, but history tells us that it will not. History also tells us that, when a country is being ineptly lead, that end will be accelerated. As even my not terribly religious grandfather observed, this country has many blessings. But these can be squandered, and they are by a system which is more interested in implementing the fashionable than the workable.
In the days before Columbus the Straits of Gibraltar were considered the end of the navigable world, and their motto was “Ne Plus Ultra” (there was no beyond). After Columbus and others demonstrated otherwise, we changed their motto to “Plus Ultra” (there is a beyond). Although Americans are good at running their international reputations down through tourism outside the country, it seldom occurs to them that their future might be there.
During the current occupancy of the White House, I read an article in, of all places, the New York Times where a young Connecticut man struggled to find a job even with a degree from a prestigious institution. His grandfather, a World War II veteran, suggested that he look for work outside of the country. The young man declined, preferring the homebody dole route.
When the Greatest Generation suggests it’s time to skip the country, you know we’re in trouble. But why take it from these stalwarts; our own government is funding those who wish to study abroad, especially in China. Although our higher educational system is still the wonder of the world, it isn’t the only game in town. And just because your government (or somebody else) pays your way into a foreign education doesn’t mean you have to come back. As was the case with my prep school and college, today’s struggling institution is tomorrow’s powerhouse, and that goes for companies and countries as much as educational institutions.
That last point brings me to focus on a subset of you: Christians. You should face the facts: your country doesn’t want you any more. They don’t want your values, they don’t want your lifestyle, and most of all they don’t want anyone who believes that there’s anything or anyone beyond them. Your country? That probably betrays a very Palm Beachy view that a country is defined by its people at the top. Sad to say I’ve lived long enough to see that reality cross Lake Worth and become the driving force in society, a by-product (or the intention?) of a society where the money and the power is increasingly centralised. You can dredge up anything you want from our history, but it doesn’t change the simple fact that the reality on the ground (or in the air between New York and Los Angeles) is not the same.
Now American Christians have one serious block on the road to a new life elsewhere: they’ve come to equate a great Christian life with material prosperity. Most American Christians associate leaving the country with mission work, and about the best the most can muster is short-term missions, much to the collective sigh of the long-timers. But the New Testament makes a stark differentiation between what’s good in this world and what’s good with God.
For those of you who are not called to emigration, one piece of advice: have an exit strategy for whatever life plan you have. It’s the American way to have “Plan A” and kill yourself (or go to pieces) to make it happen without recourse to an alternative. If there’s one place in life where you need to be unAmerican, it’s here. Have a Plan B and be happy with the life God has given you.
And that leads me to the second lesson from subversive books: someday we all will end, on the earth at least. Really, I didn’t learn that from reading a book, but I did learn (with divine prompting) about the ultimate exit strategy. The death rate is still one per person. We’re told these days that advances in medicine will make perpetual bodily life a reality not so far into the future. But if we look at the insanity which drives our world these days, we’ll most likely end up like Tolkien’s elves: given that eternity in the body, we’ll destroy ourselves with fruitless quests and internal divisions, to the point where death will become the “gift of men”. Eternity is still what matters; don’t lose sight of it.
Well, I’m sure your school administration is squirming in its seat at all of this, which is one reason why I don’t give these speeches live. (Idea: if you want to give a theistic commencement speech in a public school setting, just put it on Facebook and tell everyone to go there. Not only will you get your message across, but it will ruin the ceremony, as everyone will be cruising their mobile devices from there out.) But as a person who is a product of both long term success in this world and the world to come, I weary of the “conventional wisdom of the unwashed”, even when they have standing in the new elite. May God richly bless you now and always!
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Stating the Obvious
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They Used to Put Posters Like This in the Dry Cleaners in the Soviet Union
I have to admit it: I was amused when the poster at the right appeared on Drudge, who linked with this article, which likened Obama’s use of the “Forward” theme with its use in socialist/communist contexts.First: the slogan “Forward” does have strong roots in the history of communism. Whether we will see iconography like that on the right to follow is another matter; what we’ll get will probably be less interesting. What they’ll put out will be more high tech but the old communist propaganda poster is an art form of its own.
Having travelled in both the People’s Republic of China and the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, I saw a lot of propaganda, posters and otherwise. It turned up in many places. The most memorable experience came during my first visit to the Soviet Union. We were staying in a hotel which attempted to exploit our surplus value with its high dry cleaning prices, so our agent decided to strike out in a cab to a local dry cleaner. Sure enough, the walls were festooned with propaganda posters. “Better Dry Cleaning Through Communism!” What a concept!
There are still situations where a good propaganda poster would really do the trick. I suggested that then-Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger would make a good propaganda poster for the People’s Republic of California, which got this reaction from a Virginia reader. I’ve had fun with the slogans too, as was the case at the end of my piece Half a Million Roubles, Is It Enough? (which is more relevant for Mitt Romney than Barack Obama).
But one thing’s for sure: a second Obama term will bring us closer both to the fifty square metre apartment and to the realisation that we have, in reality, been taken to the cleaners. Forward!
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Advice to Graduates: Past Performance is Not a Guarantee of Future Returns

It’s the time of the year when most people graduate from whatever school they’re graduating from. This is a hypothetical graduation address, this week aimed a college students. I’ll take on the high school students in a subsequent post.
These days college–especially undergraduate studies–is a long, expensive undertaking, usually accomplished by a large amount of debt. (Come to think of it, what in our society is accomplished without a large amount of debt?) And yet, in spite of the long-term obligations that come with it, people continue to put a great deal of stock and effort in a college education. Why is this? Most of you know the answer: because jobs and careers opened up by a college education have a higher level of compensation than those that don’t, at least overall. College seen in this way is an investment, and I’ll come back to the financial analogy.
One thing I’ve noticed while walking the halls of Old Kudzu (“Old Ivy” is more appropriate for places Up North which are not appropriate to speak about here) is the “first in family” thing about college. There’s a great deal of emphasis on those people who have broken the multigenerational custom of living and dying for a college athletic program without having stepped foot on campus except to head to the football stadium. On the other hand, I come from a long line of “college men” whose main problem wasn’t going to college: it was getting to the place you’re at today, i.e., graduating. Today that’s another obsession of our educational system. We’re told that our graduation rates are too low, with the implication that those who don’t walk the stage don’t walk the golden path of success in life. But somehow my ancestors were successful in spite of that fact.
One that actually did make it to the end was my grandfather, Chester H. “Chet” Warrington, who graduated–after giving his parents much heartburn–from Lehigh in 1912. He’s there on the right, before he actually made it through.

Even though he graduated from the birthplace of Tau Beta Pi, engineering’s highest honour fraternity, he wasn’t much of a scholar. There have been many changes in the whole meaning of a university education from his day to ours, and one of them is how much more competitive our system–in and out of academia–has become. In those days college was largely the province of the well-heeled, and the “Gentlemen’s C” was not a dishonourable result. (I would say that the “Gentlemen’s C” is still very much alive and well on campus today, in spite of the changes!)
But we, as we do with just about everything, have pushed the whole business of academic achievement to the limit. It’s surely frustrating to most academics that people who aren’t very good students actually have a successful life in this world, as my grandfather had. It’s even more frustrating that, after all of the glow people put around academia, the money goes elsewhere. So we’ve had a drumbeat, of late, of how important it is for people to have very high grades, and to correlate (at least in our minds) those high grades with success in life, and ultimately to try to rig the system so that those who do well in an academic setting will be afforded similar success afterwards.
But life neither starts or ends on campus. And sometimes the reality of life wedges its way onto campus. A good example of that happened in one of my classes last year, and the life lesson it taught bears repeating.
One of the courses I teach is Foundations. First question some ask is “Foundations of What?” There are many “foundations” courses on campus to introduce students to a wide variety of subjects, but mine is the Foundations course par excellence: it concerns the design of foundations for real structures such buildings, bridges and the like. This past year my students convinced me, for their design project, to enter the American Society of Civil Engineers MSE wall contest. An “MSE” wall, for the uninitiate, is a Mechanically Stabilised Earth wall. If you’ve driven down the interstate and seen newer walls flanking the roadway, usually with fancy decorations, you’ve probably seen an MSE wall. The fancy decorations, however, have nothing to do with that: behind the front of an MSE wall is a network of grids and meshes by which the earth behind the wall actually helps to hold it up rather than just trying to push it down.
In this competition, the students build a large wooden box with a removable face. They then put an MSE wall entirely built of kraft paper and tape behind it and fill the box with sand. Removing the face, the moment of truth comes when the wall either holds the sand in place, leaks a great deal of sand, or collapses with sand on the floor following.
The class divides itself into two teams, using an electronic sign-up system. When the team compositions were finalised, the “buzz” around the class was that one team was made up of the “smart” people and the other wasn’t. I was unconvinced that it was that rigged; years in the private sector and engineering practice gave me the gut feeling that the outcome would not follow the conventional wisdom.
It didn’t. When the removable panel was in fact removed, both walls held, but the “smart” team had the scarier moment as their wall bulged and leaked considerably. Conventional wisdom took another hit. But the whole point of an educational system is to learn something, and there’s a good lesson here.
There’s a great deal of emphasis on the value of intelligence these days. It’s almost an obsession, really, and permeates our whole system, from child rearing to the educational system itself and ultimately to the credentialling system that marks the road to the top. Raw intelligence, however, is only one piece of the puzzle. That intelligence has to be properly applied to achieve the best results, and that application includes two things: an understanding of the environment in which you’re operating and the willingness to put the effort in to attain the goal. Those two elements are frequently lacking, and I speak from experience: the lack of those two elements have led to many of the mistakes I have made in life. Although there’s a great deal of talk about including “real life experiences” in an academic course, to be honest time constraints and the same lack of understanding in academics lead many such efforts to fall flat.
Even with the political clout that our financial system has these days, it’s still necessary for those selling financial products to make this disclaimer (or one like it): “Past Performance is Not a Guarantee of Future Returns”. I think that should be placed somewhere, or at least watermarked, on every diploma issued by institutions of higher education. Those of you who have finished the course of study can be justifiably proud of what you have done. But you and the society you live and move and have your being in need to understand that what you’ve done isn’t a guarantee that what you do subsequently will have the golden touch. The society that believes that and promotes accordingly is itself heading for a fall. It was the hard lesson that Ch’ing Dynasty China found out the hard way the century before last; we will follow suit if we do likewise, our fall being at the hand of the same Chinese (with others) who did learn the lesson.
Graduation is a time of celebration, but, as the Latin root notes, it’s just another step in life. The education doesn’t stop here, and by that I don’t mean the continuing education requirements that permeate our professional credentials. Making the education work is the new task, and in many ways it’s as important–if not more important–than the first.

